Ahh the letter B, He's so round....
- b0red :
- Stay in #digi long enough you'll get bored, as not much happens most
of the time people in there are cybering in other channels, or downloading
porn on the net. Shouting is a good way to get thier attention, unless they
are set away with the reason "doing stuff" this means they are
having a wnak.
- Borbs :
- or B0rbs, I dont know what these are, udders and borbs go together, like
bogies and doileys or something, (ask your gran its where she wipes her
nose) Theyre probably some sort of ball device hanging from bulls, the male
version of udders, although this is only conjecture im probably right as
you know this is an accurate guide and therefore if i say thats what it
is, then thats what it is, and no ammount of argument will disuade me...
- Bots :
- Bots are mIRC scripts used to perform basic IRC functions, theres only
one real bot in #digi thats Dreamwarper. There have been many attempts to
usurp Dreamwarper as king of all botdom, all have failed dismally, Other
bots of dubious destinction consist of Hayns attempt Mavisbot was rubbish
and had 2 auto replies, and no decernable use, and LordPr0nSeeker, MrPSB's
bot which was just a lot of rude words spouting at seemingly random intervals,
this also had no decernable use, and little comedy value, unlike mavisbot,
which was funny, because it was so pathetic.
- Beer :
- Beer is a mans drink, hence no-one but me in #digi drinks it, probably,
except wagoo, whos been known to drink petrol.
- Beans :
- David Deans, had his second name changed to "beans" this is
really funny, he is not chris morris.
- Beaumont, Kevin :
- One of the Origi-digi's Kev is lengend, he's been Gossi the dog but now
hes the man of 1001 handles (Not as many as Jim but getting there) Most
famous for not ever finishing anything hes started, Kev has 128 works in
progress at the moment, voted presidente of the world league of apathy,
He's "elite" and doesn't like to pay for anything (or so im told)
has a tendency to disappear when his modem lead vanishes. Everyone admires
Kev, or Keving as hes also known, although its not quite apparent why, He
lives in scotland but denies being, in any way shape or form, Scottish.
- Bed :
- Don't you ever go to bed? No most of us don't supprisingly you can see
a lot of us kicking about at 4am, the digi life is a solitary nocturnal
one, for some, forced for others, Stan has been known to turn up at 4am
when hes chased out of bed by a spider, quite why he has a spider big enough
to evict him, is anyones guess, but they breed spiders big in scotland,
and they're damn hard, either that or stans a bit of a wuss, you decide,
i couldn't possibly comment..
- Beacuse it hates you :
- When you have a technical problem, ask why its happening in #digi, and
this will be the stock reply, it means "I don't know because i'm and
idiot", e.g. "why do i error 24 when i run Microsoft Toilets?"
"Because it hates you", My advice - read the manual or mail chips
with everything, you'll get sorted out quicker.
- Bevan, Jim :
- Breadvan, or bevan, Probably origionally one of the Alt.digitiser crew
Bevans real origins are unkown suffice to say hes tried his best to fit
in, and has failed, his "comedy" stilings, of copying other peoples
stuff is legendary, almost as legenday as mine, unfortuntely when emulating
another persons humour you have to be funny yourself, this point seems to
have gone straight over Bevans head, which is shame, still there are really
people out there that are ammused by the endless repetion of caps and stock
catchphrases, I'm not one of them however.
- Biffo, Mr :
- Mr Biffo is the man with the help of Mr Sandwichspread, or whatever his
name is, who writes Digitiser and is responsible for 75% of all the catchphrases
in there, He's a respected jurnolist, so he never comes into #digi anymore,
and indeed who can blame him? who wants to talk to us idiots? im sure hes
got much better things to do, He's the uncussable hero of all the #digi
krew and because we are all such undenyable sycophants, if he ever did come
in #digi again, all the talk would be "oh biffo we love you" etc,
and im sure he doesn't need that, I however, take the opposite view to everyone
else, and being cynical (as is my want) hate him and think he is a fool.
- Bills :
- Phone bill season is the quietest time in #digi especially during the
afternoon and daytime, this is when most of the younger #digi people have
thier modems confiscated, which ammuses me no end.
- Buying games :
- Most #digi users don't by games, because they're rubbish.
- Buffy :
- The vampire slayer - The attraction of this woman illudes me, but strangely
shes another sweetheart of the vast majority of the #digi krew, maybe its
because of her athletic prowess, or maybe its because they like ugly women
with no chins, (she really does have no chin honest), She comes from one
of these film spin off programs i'm sure you've seen, it is rubbish.
- Bans :
- there are 2 types of bans in #digi, "comedy" bans, and real
bans, you can get banned in #digi by ops for all sorts of strange reasons,
the main being if you are an annoying "haxor" type, the other,
just being high and mighty, fuckwits are never banned, because they have
got comedy potential, and we like to bait them, come and have a go if you
think you're hard enough! Comedy bans go thusly : firstname.lastname@example.org
oh! they are so ammusing, no really.
- B.T. :
- British Telecom, ahh! priase the lord Bob Hoskins for his company BT is
great; He owns BT and casually let slip to his "fahhhmily" that
they could access free internet, on 0800, everyone loved BT then! oh yes,
but then there was a fateful day when it ended, the loophole was plugged
and free calls died, instantly the backlash started, BT vans were burnt
and Bob Hoskins has been banned from making big budget films such as Mario
Brothers (where he played Luigi) and the time he played the Pengiun in the
spiderman film - there are roumours there are hitmen after him and now he
can only make black and white films in wales, There was a week or so when
everyone loved BT because the announced ADSL really cheap, when these romours
were proved wrong everyone hated BT again and Bob Hoskins slinked off to
the Isle of mann with his super 8 camera and 1000 crates of jellied eels,
no-one has heard from him since.
- BT Whores :
- Every weekend #digi becomes even more shit due to the emergence of the
"BT Whores", who talk uttershit all day, killing off all proper
conversation untill 4am.
- Bunk :
- Rubbish, BUNK BUNK BUNK rubber bunk, rubber rubbish, used condoms etc...