################################ # hahs digi comes to the # # edinburgh fringe! # ################################ CAST: ##### FAVUS MIKEJ GARRETT GOTES TEN98 BARNARD DRAGZ ACE42 MRGOAT CAEK JIM INFECTIOUS WAGOO FBI DREAMWARPER ST3PH3N FLIPPY TAPEGUY BULMOR&WIFE DOKI HICKS Things that happen: DRAGZ collects all the asls at the door. DREAMWARPER starts to chat. CAST is seen to be wearing their asls an their heads. This is "2 indicate we r actually all over teh land" according to dragz. Late arriving member of the audience walks in. FAVUS shouts "FUCK OFF NEWBIE SCUM" JIMBALL. BULMOR AND WIFE demonstrate how to draw Sonic the Hedgehog. ST3PH3N starts things off: basically people in the audience ask me what I think of stuff, and I tell them. LIKE IT FUCKING IS. e.g. "Stephen, what do you think of Vegetables?" "Shit mate, the closest you should get to a vegetable is chicken" dw joke Joke 162: A woman walked into a bar and said "I'll have a double entendre", so the bartender gave her one. TEH FBI arrive to check for Linux on chatters computers. CAEK and GARRETT are forced to hide for rest of the performance. TAPEGUY creates audience participation topical MP3. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- INTERVAL: MIKEJ auctions things he happens to have on his person and audience place orders for VCDs from DRAGZ. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- WAGOO arrives but audience unable to look upon the glory because he is in the form of a police searchlight pointing directly at the audience. DRAGZ goes through the audience's asl and we ch@ to the new m78s. HICKS starts drinking booze. ACE42 shows audience how to get access to the 37331est bits of BBSes. TEN98 argues with audience. They volunteer their specialist field of knowledge and he proves them FACTUALLY INCORRECT using rigorous and flawless logic. THE CAST provide a computer surgery. Audience invited to ask questions about how to do l33t things like: + Use a .par to rebuild a rar archive with a missing file + Get stuff off efnet + Set up ratios on an effer + Sell VCDs + Get rid of Gator MENTSKI gives love advice to other members of THE CAST. FAVUS presents pictures of things he doesn't hate. GOTES arrives at about 11.10pm. He is appallingly drunk. We ROFL. An audience poll: Who does FLIPPY look like? + Liv Tyler + Sue from Light Lunch DREAMWARPER suddenly fulldumps. INFECTIOUS asks if anyone likes digimon. MENSTKI kicks him. Literally. JIM. GIEV 0800 FUCKBIG HIGNIS MUST SNIFF YES GRAB AND SNIFF ARSE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMFS Exuent stage left In the event of an encore being DEMANDMENT LEVEL 11: THE CAST beat Yarwood to death. TEN98 bagsies final blow. DREAMWARPER (in form of Lego Mindstorms robot made by DRAGZ) gives printouts of teh logs to audience as souvenier. HICKS wakes up.