Vast Trouser Console 44
 Vast trouser console 44:
 The New 256Bit Console that I am releasing. I call it 256 bit coz the
Joystick port can do 256bit instructions, Nothing else is 256bit,
however, but i wont tell anyone that. It will be marketted as the
Revolutionary New Super Fast 256Bit Console From HandTendOny.

The cpu is 1 bit
The Joypad has 2 buttons which are a 4ft Triangle and a 2 inch Rhombus
Do you catatonia?

the media it uses are Feathers. These Feathers can store up to 4
GIGAFLOPS and run with an access time of 4 grapes per hour.

An Addon will be available to those Power Hungry ppl whop dont want to
run PC software.

A Whole Live Chicken lets you access new superfast MunkRAM.

The Chicken must be inserted Live and by hand into a special JEBRONIE
port located on the celing of your house.

THe first game to be released is OTTAR III.

Our research indicates that The public were not too happy with the last
OTTAR installment entitiled Ottar II here are some comments by some
Human Beings found on the streets.:

Mr ChuckerChucker said  "Ottar III? I hope it's as good as Ottar 1 was.
The sequal never quite lived up to it. It was by definition as good, but
it just didn't have the same feel."

Ronaldo Shoerackish mumbled. "But the music was different! You can't
have Ottar without the same music.

Smelly Student Scum "You made the characters a little bit taller, so
they lost part of their cartooney feel. Although the graphics were,
admittedly, far improved."

A Piece of Cheese said "I liked the way the characters were still
restricted to paths though. I heard you've been thinking of taking that
out for the third game - DON'T."

The 3rd JoyPort on the N64 said. "Ottar2 was probably the best
Ottar-style game out there. Don't break what ain't broke."

A Dead Rose Bush said. "If the third game lives up to the first two,
(despite the sequal's few flaws,) I will certainly buy it. You guys sure
can make that one bit go a long way."

I totally agree
We had major script problems from that start on the Sequal

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THe BLUE WORLD ORDER ARE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!

"Sat ELLO to da BLUE GUY"!!!

THE INSIDERS are gonna molest you.

heheh
The Raw Boy
that amused me I tell you

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